52.1 F

WELCOMB 2 METEOROLOGICAL SPRING BTW WICH STARTD 03/01

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UR SPRING IS GUNNA FUK U UP BTW. CHACK IT: THIS IS 03/08 (2NITE) 2 03/12 (0100 HRS). UR JET STREAM IS ALL MESSD UP NAO AS IF UR WEATHER LORDS R PULLING IT W/ THAIR DIVINE SPESH METAPHYSICAL ATMOSPHERIC HANDS TWISTING IT MALFORMING IT. THAY MADE A LIL FLORIDA SHAIPD DIP RITE DOWN IN2 UR GULF STREAM, 2, WELL, FIL UP UR RIVR W/ MAYBS UP2 20 INCHS OF FREE WATER GIVING A FLOODING WARNING OVR THE NXT 3 DAYS AS UR MISSISSIPPI RIVR MEETS A ATMOSPHERIC RIVR DIRECTING UR GULFS SPESH MOISCHURE @ UR BIG RIVER, U HAV 2 REPENT

WELCOMB 2 UR LEYEF POST 400 PBBILLION CO2 I HOAP U LEYEK HAO UR SPRING HAS BEGUN ;)

“ITS NICE” IS ACSHOALLY DESTRUXTING UR BOSTON METROZONE

> UR SATURDAY WIL GET UP2 A HAWT HI 80S, SKYBLOBLESS, WETLESS
> UR SATURNITE WIL GET INCREASINGLY DANK, UP2 75% DANKNESS LEVELS
> UR SUNDAY WIL B MID 80S MOSTLY SKYBLOBLESS
“ITS NICE” BUT ACSHOALLY U ND SUM RAINBLOBS PRTTY BADLY & IDK IF YULE EVR GET NE EVER AGANE
> UR IN A EXTREME DROUGHT, HAO BAD CULD IT GET? U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS