42.0 F

MID 40S PARTLI SKYBLOBBED JUST "NICE"

NAV

CURRENT WEATHER SITCH RITE NAO

CURRENT BLOBDAR

WIDER BLOBDAR

BLOBSAT

20170327 14:36

TEMP 42.0 F
COLDNESS 42.0 F
HAWTNESS 42.0 F
DO PT 40.6731584006 F
HUMIDNESS 95.0%
BAROPRESH 29.981 INHG
BAROPRESH TRENDINESS (3 HRS) -0.076 INHG
WINDINESS 0.0 MPH from ° (N/A)
WETNESS R8 0.04INCH/HR
INNER WEATHER LAIR TEMP 78.8 F

UR PLANET IS ON FIRE

UR PLANET HAS BASIXLY BEN 1.5C ABOV NORML 4 UR 2016 & UR CO2 IS @ RECORD HIS, WOWOW, LUKS LIKE UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL. FIRES ARRNT JUST BLAZING 4 UR FANCY CANADIAN NEIGHBORS, BUT THAY RBURNING ALL OVR UR PLANET AS UR ARCTIC THAWS FRUM XTRAORDINARY HEAT IN THE 60S & 70S

U ND 2 REPENT, & U HAV 2 DO IT SUNE. UR WEATHER LORDS R FURIOUS & NAO YUVE ENTERD UR DEATH SPIRAL PERIOD. U NORTHEAST PPL R ALL “O EYE DONT HAV 2 WORRY BOWT WILDFIRES DO I” WELL ALASKA HAS BEN BURNING SINCE FEBRUARY. “O DOSENT ALASKA HAV GIANT WILDFIRES STARTING IN FEBRUARY” NO IT DOSENT U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS. U ND 2 STOP UR OLIGARXFRUM DESTRUXTING UR PLANET & SRS U ND 2 DO IT RITE NAO.

UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL DONT FUK AROWND U ND 2 REPENT

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