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AUSTIN & SAN ANTONIO TEXAS BLOBDAR & SNOW WEATHER 4CAST 20171207 2244

HEERS A SPESH LIL LUK @ TH END OF TH LONG STORMBLOB SYSTEM
UR WEATHER LORDS R DUMPING UP2 1" OF TH DUMB WHITE STUFF IN AUSTIN, SAN ANTONIO
TH FEATHERY SNOWBLOBS WIL B OVR U SUNE BOSTON BUT TEXAS BEAT U 2 IT ;)
AS UR WEATHER PATTERNS SWING WILDLY AROWND
UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
& U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

HURRICANE HARVEY BLOBDAR 20170825 1930 & TEXAS WEATHER 4CAST

> HURRICANE HARVEY IS NAO A CATEGORY 4 HORRORBLOB W/ WINDS OVR 130 MPH
> IF UR IN TH ZONE OF DESTRUXTION PLS B CAIRFUL & FLEE TH SCENE
> UP2 35 INCH OF FREE WATER REDDY 2 FLUDD U
> UP2 15 FT STORM SURGES
> THS HORRORBLOB WIL PROBS B W/ U THRU WEDNESDAY
> UR WEATHER LORDS R DRUNK ON CARBON
> U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS

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