32.0 F
20171212 05:34  >>  TEMP: 32.0 F
HUMIDNESS: 80.0%  >>  WETNESS: 0.0INCH/HR
WINDINESS: 0.0 MPH from ° (N/A)

CLIK 4 CURRENT WEATHER SITCH

NAV

20171209 NORTHEAST BLOBDAR & BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST

> THOAS BLOBS R COMING 4 U NAO & THAY PLAN 2 ARREYEV 4 RL SUMTIME AROWND 11 OR 12
> U MITE HAV ALREDDY SEEN THAT U GOT SUM LITE SNOWBLOBS OVR U NAO
> SO VENCHURE OWT NAO 2 GET UR INTOXICANTS & NUTRITIONAL PELLETS WHEYELST ITS SAFE
> BCAUS BOSTON UR ABOWT 2 GET 5-10 INCH OF TH DUMB WHITE STUFF
> STAY TUNED 4 A UPD8D MASSACHUSETTS SNOWTOTES MAP

AUSTIN & SAN ANTONIO TEXAS BLOBDAR & SNOW WEATHER 4CAST 20171207 2244

HEERS A SPESH LIL LUK @ TH END OF TH LONG STORMBLOB SYSTEM
UR WEATHER LORDS R DUMPING UP2 1" OF TH DUMB WHITE STUFF IN AUSTIN, SAN ANTONIO
TH FEATHERY SNOWBLOBS WIL B OVR U SUNE BOSTON BUT TEXAS BEAT U 2 IT ;)
AS UR WEATHER PATTERNS SWING WILDLY AROWND
UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL
& U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS