F
WEATHER DATA BROKEN ATM DEAL W/ IT
20170725 03:07  >>  TEMP: F
HUMIDNESS: %  >>  WETNESS: 0.0INCH/HR
WINDINESS: 0.0 MPH from ° (N/A)

CLIK 4 CURRENT WEATHER SITCH

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FRIDAY BOSTON WEATHER 4CAST 7 STAITMANT FRUM TH WEATHER MAN 20170713 2345

> A KEWL MID 50S OVR THURSNITE
> GUES WAT UR FRIDAY WIL B KEWL 2
> MID2HI 60S ALL BLOBBED UP
> RANDOM RAINBLOBS 2 DAMPEN U
> EXPEXT 2 GET DAMPENED THRU FRINITE
> MAYBS ULL EVEN GET A THUNDERBLOB GRAND FINALE
"DONT WRRY, JST KEWL DOWN & RELAX, UR IN UR DEATH SPIRAL & UR GLOBAL TEMPS R HEATING UP FAST. UR POLES R MELTING UR PLANET IS DYING. U SHULD RLLY START 2 CONSIDR TH FAXT THAT U ND 2 STOP UR POWERS & OLIGARX FRUM DESTRUXTING UR PLANET.
REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
R    E    P    E    N    T"

-- WEATHER MAN
20170713 2345

20170707 0830 SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND BLOBDAR

 U THUT UR WEATHER LORDS WERNT GOING 2 KEWLEN & WETTEN U AGAN, DINT U?
 U THUT MAYBS U WULD B DRY, DINT U?
 WELL, UR BLOBS R COMING 2 WETTEN U UP
 MAYBS EVEN THUNDER U UP
 W/ TH TEMPS ALL TH WAY DOWN IN TH LO2MID 70S
 & MAYBS UP2 A INCH OF FREE WATER
 RAINBLOBS SHULD B FLOATD AWAY BEYE 8 PM
 & MAYBS U ND 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS MOAR THAN ULL EVR NO