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20110828: TODAY'S WEATHER THAT IS HAPPENING IS A HURRICANE


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UPDATE 20110828 1603H
I FELL ASLEEP AT 0900H AND WOKE UP AT APPROXIMATELY 1320H. I SLEPT THROUGH THE WHOLE GODDAMN STORM, AND MISSED MANY VISIBLE TORNADOS AND MINI-HURRICANES, WHICH I WILL REFER TO ON THIS SITE FROM THIS POINT FORWARD AS TINY CANES. THAT'S RIGHT, YOU HEARD IT FIRST ON WEATHER IS HAPPENING. ANYWAY INSTEAD OF EXPERIENCING THE WEATHER, I HAD AN AMAZING DREAM. WHILE DIFFICULT TO REMEMBER, I HAD A CONVERTIBLE!!! IT WAS AWESOME, BUT THESE CRABS WOULD DRIP THROUGH THE HEATING SYSTEM AND GROW VERY RAPIDLY UNTIL MY CAR WAS LIKE OVERFLOWING WITH THEM. IT WAS AWESOME


THE EYES OF IRENE ARE APPROXIMATELY 90 EARTH MINUTES FROM BOSTON

IT APPEARS WE ARE THROUGH THE WORST OF THE HURRICANE. THERE IS ACTUALLY MULTIPLE WEATHERS STILL HAPPENING OUTSIDE, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO EXPERIENCE THE WEATHER AT THIS POINT IS:

  • STAND OUTSIDE AND LOOK AROUND
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO EXPERIENCE SOME OF IT IN THAT MANNER. PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT SOME WEATHERS WILL BE STRONGER THEN OTHERS, BUT WE'RE OUT OF THE TINY CANE AND TORNADO PERIOD OF THE DAY. MY FORECAST FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL DAYS IS:
  • WEATHERS CONTINUE TO EXIST THROUGH THE NIGHT
  • TOMORROW SHOULD BE OK, SOME LINGERING WEATHERS IN THE MORNING BUT THEN IT WILL BE OK
  • TUESDAY SHOULD BE NICE, ALMOST 300 KELVINS! GOOD DAY FOR TREE LICKING
  • WEDNESDAY MIGHT BE OK I DONT REALLY NOW
PLEASE KEEP IT TUNED TO WEATHER IS HAPPENING IRENA SLIDES UP THE COAST
THIS GODDAMN HURRICANE IS SLIDING UP THE COAST SPREADING WATER AND WIND ACROSS THE EAST COAST SLICE

THIS IS A MAJOR HURRICANE THAT HAS POTENTIAL TO DESTROY EVERYTHING. THE MBTA IS SHUT DOWN, WHICH DECREASES YOUR CHANCES OF GETTING DRUNK UNLESS YOU HAVE PREPARED ADEQUATELY. HERE IS THE FORECAST FOR TODAY:

  • HURRICANE

THIS IS NOT JUST A HURRICANE. THIS IS A TORNADO SPAWNING HURRICANE. HURRICANES HAVE EVOLVED TO THE POINT WHERE NOT ONLY DO YOU DEAL WITH THIS GIANT SPIRAL BUT NOW THE SPIRAL HAS POWERFUL FOCUSED SPIRALS THAT WILL DESTROY YOU.

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HERE IS A MORE DETAILED REPORT:

.SYNOPSIS...
HURRICANE  ACROSS NEW ENGLAND ON SUNDAY. IRENE WILL BRING A COMBINATION OF TORNADOS AND MINI HURRICANES WITHIN THE MAIN HURRICANE. THE IMPACTS WILL BE SIGNIFICANT.

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.NEAR TERM /UNTIL 6 AM THIS MORNING/...
1045 PM UPDATE...
LEAD SPIRAL BAND OF TORNADOS FROM HURRICANE ACROSS NEW ENGLAND. NE MOSAIC 88D RADAR SHOWING A BREAK IN THE SKY ACROSS NE CT/RI/SE MA THAT WILL WORK OVER THE NEXT COUPLE OF HOURS. HEAVIEST DESTRUCTION SEEN OVER S CT/LI/SE NY AND ACROSS NJ THAT WILL WORK N-NE OVERNIGHT AS IRENE SLOWLY BUT STEADILY SLIDES UP THE COAST LIKE A NASTY EEL.

HAVE UPDATED ZONES AND GRIDS TO REFLECT LATEST CONDITIONS. STILL EXPECT CATEGORICAL POPS ACROSS THE REGION BY 1-2 AM. ALSO MENTIONED ISOLD TSTMS. NOT MUCH RAGEFUL DESTRUCTION SO FAR...BUT STARTING TO SEE CALCULATED STRIKES AGAINST INTO S COASTAL CT AND E LONG ISLAND

WE ARE EXPECTING A HURRICANE WITH TORNADOS TO MOVE INTO SOUTHERN PORTIONS OF SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND AROUND 3 AM AND BOSTON  BY DAYBREAK SUNDAY. THUS ALL PREPARATIONS FOR ALCOHOL AND LOOTING FOR THIS STORM SHOULD NOW BE COMPLETED.

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